Departmental Reports
COMMUNICATIONS REPORT -- Commander KittyKat
Up on the control desk, a perfect, purple peep is
prodding repeatedly at the console with her claws.
Approaching close, we can hear various mumblings which
don't seem too happy . . . Did someone mess with Vic
and Lobot again? Commander KittyKat reveals to us what
the future looks like for Comm.
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COUNSELING DEPARTMENT -- Commodore Zilette
Sneaking down to Counselling, we see piles of
potato-bazookas, jelly-bean launchers, and various
other weaponry stacked in piles by the side and . . .
is that the Easter Bunny caged in the corner? In
the center of the room is a rather cute (though not
cuddly) green Dragon with wisps of smoke hovering
above her head. Stepping forward we hear what
Commodore Zilette has to say.
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ISA REPORT -- Captain Crazy Texan
Heading into ISA's office, we see various personnel
running about with large, pointed things that we want
to stay far, far away from. Nervously awaiting ISA's
chief, we can hear various hoots and cries from jailed
species in the holding cells and it doesn't help when
the chief introduces himself as Captain Crazy
Texan. Happy that he's on our side we listen
closely . . .
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