CL2/Ensign Majin Picard (Borg)
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Name: Adam
Age: 14
Location: New Jersey
Job description: Student
Favorite OTF chatroom: Ten Forward
Department: N/A
Awards: Various website awards for humor
Habits: Assimilating organics
Hobbies: Video games, reading, assimilating organics
Pets: 8 year old Female Yellow Lab/Golden Retreiver named Tramp, 7 month old male Yellow Lab named Jean-Luc
Phobias: Jean-Luc's mouth ;), Biological Weapons
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
I did so much embarrasing stuff when I was little that it's impossible to pick just one ^_^'.
If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?
Someone who has authority over terrorists so I could talk some sense into them. If I could go back in time, I'd be Michael Dorn or Jonathan Frakes while TNG was filming. They got Troi! Maybe I'd also be Chakotay towards the end of Voyager ;).
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
I wouldn't be short-wasted so people wouldn't make fun and crap.
If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring 3 things (or people) with you what (or who) would they be?
I'd bring my Sega Dreamcast, Game boy, and lots of batteries.
Outpost History and Opinions
How long have you been a member of the Outpost?
Around 3 or 4 months.
How did you find out about it?
The search engine on Yahoo.
What was your first impression of the Outpost?
"Wow, it's some kind of cool Star Trek chat thingie!"
What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?
The members are really nice and friendly, people of all different ages are here, and it's not only serious Trekkie talk.
How much time do you spend chatting?
Around 30 minutes to an hour and 30 minutes every day or so.
Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?
I think it's a good idea because not only does it give it that "Star Trek feel" but it also makes it much easier to manage a huge site like this.
Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?
Sometimes.
What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?
I havent't heard about it. I even searched for it and couldn't find it. But I'm sure whatever the admirals are scheming *COUGH* planning will work out just fine!
What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc.)?
It's good to keep things organized becasue it's such a huge site!
If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?
WE ARE BORG. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED INTO THE CHATROOM COLLECTIVE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Outpost future
If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?
Send him a drink from the bar and use the armory to have something pop out of it and attack him.
If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?
Delete my enemies from the site and try not to screw everything up.
If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?
Handbag??? Uh go through it and take stuff I guess o_O...
Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?
Lt. V'ger becasue she's a great chatter and has some good ideas (The SwedeBorg Alliance!).
What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?
Leonard Nimoy's autograph.
Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)
That makes sense because they always have something up their sleeve and could be manipuating us like Palpatine!
If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?
Depends on what the cause of the mutiny was.
Is Babel really a Time Lord?
What the heck is a Time Lord? All I know is he spilled my coffee when he landed in ten forward.
Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?
Neither. Qatt is the true Boss Kitty! Unleess your talking about MY boss, 'cause KK's bossed me around more than once :).
What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?
I dunno, black I guess.
What is a Teekador?
A French, blood sucking insect like Commodor.
What does C.T. stand for?
Cheesey Toupee
What does J.J. stand for?
'Jo momma will be assimilated, 'ja all!
Final say
Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?
Interveiws are irrelevant (like everyhting else), but it was a good chance to show the members my organic side!
Please rate this interview:
***** (I'm sorry it had to end!)