CL4/Lieutenant Lefler (Human)
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Name: Matthew
Age: 17
Location: The City of Lakes: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Job description: Student
Favorite OTF chatroom: Ten Forward
Department: None
Awards: None
Habits: Being annoying
Hobbies: Making a fool of myself and others. Being totally obnoxious.
Pets: A Squirrel.
Phobias: Haley Joel Osment.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
When my pants fell off in the middle of the Mall of America.
If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?
I only want to be myself. I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be and why?
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am attractive person. I am fun to be with. I don't need to change myself. And you know why? I deserve it! Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!
If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring 3 things (or people) with you what (or who) would they be?
(1) A life supply of Spam. (2) Water filter that takes salt out of sea water. (3) My wife if I ever get one.
Outpost History and Opinions
How long have you been a member of the Outpost?
3-4 years. I can't remember when I started.
How did you find out about it?
ST: WWW
What was your first impression of the Outpost?
That it was totally awesome and the greatest site on the internet.
What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?
That it was totally awesome and the greatest site on the internet.
How much time do you spend chatting?
Zero to six hours a week. All in Ten Forward. I seldom go to the CCC.
Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?
Yes. It helps run the site better. It builds community. I think they are great.
Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?
Not really. I'm going to start though.
What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?
In the words of RubixQ, "It's gonna be fantasic and blow your mind."
What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc.)?
They were confusing at first but I got used to it. This is a great thing to do because OTF is getting bigger and better. It needs to be more organized for this.
If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?
Sliders, Time Trax, Dark Angel, Rock and Roll.
Outpost future
If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?
Put poo on his comp.
If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?
Use HTML in the chat. I'm not evil enough to think of devious plots.
If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?
Wear it in a fashion show.
Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?
Josh Hal. I think he would bring an edge to OTF that we are currently lacking.
What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?
500,000,000 American Dollars
Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)
YES. I KNEW IT. THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE. WE MUST OVERTHROW THEM. THEY WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL!
If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?
Whoever I thought to be the most honorable and least greedy.
Is Babel really a Time Lord?
No. He's a person like 87% of the people claiming to be humans on the planet Earth.
Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?
RDMG. She was a Cat when Kitty was in diapers.
What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?
Aqua
What is a Teekador?
A person that fights Teeks.
What does C.T. stand for?
Crazy Texan
What does J.J. stand for?
Janitor of Jacksonville.
Final say
Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?
Joseph Mazzello is the greatest actor of all time! Don't forget to eat your Spam. OTF needs an official mascot.
Please rate this interview:
***** (I'm sorry it had to end!)