Rank That Man!

Article by Iain

And now a competition created by the OZD's very own Kayana! *Ed note: (and Iain!)

Rank the FM!

OK, that's not the competition's real name. But, it's what it will, this month, be about.

Firstly, our kindly-consenting-to-be-the-center-of-attention candidate: FM (CL6)!

Your task will be to submit a suitable rank for our very own FM. It could be "Nachoman" or "Superman", whatever the suitably inspired mind can come up with, so send in all of your creative ranks! Submissions close May 20 so make sure you send 'em in fast.

Submit a Suitable Special Rank for FM

Good luck. This is no easy task.

The result may even be the rank being implemented for a little while... so you have everything to gain, and nothing to lose!

(OK, that was a slight exaggeration, but enter. You know you want to. Or, at least, that I want you to.)