Unfortunately, ST Patron of the Month Zild's interview had to be cut short due to several untimely remarks on Zild's part. Zild is currently resting at home with a nice cold compress and working on his global domini- er health and will be returning to his normal duties shortly. The ISA would like to thank Zild's wellwishers in advance and note that there is NO possibility you can get a headache from a light phaser burn. That is all.