Rank O'Matic

Article by Kayana

I am back, my peoples! Well until Iain discovers I have escaped from his "secret" lair in the tombs of Edinburgh University's main computer centre, located directly below the campus hot-dog stand...Mwhahaha someone shouldn't have let Mezoti stand guard when there were mouthwatering hot dogs to be had eh!

Now, onwards with the Rank O'Matic!

This month's winner of the Rank O'Matic is me myself and I and of course moi for my inspirational title of "Mr. Snuggles!!!" for CL4 Pr Moore!!! Goooooo me!

I would like to thank CL6 Aeon for her usual outstanding work, and for remembering that in my eyes, Ferengis are sexy little beasts! *cheers*

Now that the festivities have died down, *steals some confetti to decorate the home nest*, I'd like to announce this month's contestant: CL4 Lzrman!!!!

Lzr as we all know, is a discrete and modest individual, best known for his shy grin, reticent ways and his love for wooden crossword puzzles! =P Jokes aside, Lzr has a wonderful sense of humour and now is your opportunity to celebrate OTF's very own Lzrbug!

So Submit a Rank Today!

Kayana
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