One-Zero Division Update

Article by Polson

In Man in Hat’s absence, things in the OZD have slowed to a near stop actually. We’ve pretty much decided to close up the Star Trek section of OTF and reinvent it as, you guessed it, Rainbow Brite! Pretty soon you’ll be chatting amid rainbows and star sprinkles and babbling brooks with flying ponies! We’ll be redecorating Ten Forward as the Colour Castle, we’ll replace Vic and Guinan with Twink the Sprite and Starlite the magnificent rainbow riding horse, and I must say, Dmitri looks absolutely fabulous in his brand new “Tickled Pink” uniform. Kayana has taken over Brady’s position, and while she’s doing an excellent job, I think the Rainbow Brite dress and boots would have looked better on Brady.

Seriously though, Brady left good staff behind him like little gleaming piles of freshly droppedÂ…uhÂ…I mean, uhÂ…he left good people to fill his shoes and the OZD is still alive and kicking and ready to go fill the world with rainbows! Recently our homepage has been updated and itÂ’s lookinÂ’ rainbowlicious so be sure to hop on a flying horse over and take a gander. Also, weÂ’ve decided that although weÂ’re switching Ten Forward to Rainbow Land, weÂ’ll be bringing some new ranks with us for all of those who ever wanted to be a colourful Bajoran. I know some of you have been enjoying the hard work poured into those by the best Star Sprinkling Team ever.

WeÂ’ve also got some new Colour Kids to add to the OZD line-up, Cinna and the Green Knight (not to be confused with Patty OÂ’Green of the Green Grove) have agreed to come and work in the star sprinkle mines! I know IÂ’m personally looking forward for a good olÂ’ sprinkle digginÂ’ rainbow lickinÂ’ project or two with them both.

Lastly I - Oh, this just in, breaking news. The OZD voted again, we will not, repeat, not be going with the Rainbow Brite theme. Instead weÂ’ll be changing the theme toÂ…toÂ…Furbies. Who comes up with these things????

Word, yo.

Polson
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