OTF's Blue Publication March 2007
Summer is here! Well, it is in Ireland, anyway; the country where the populace swarms outside in bikinis and shorts and slathers on the sun lotion at the first sight of something that vaguely resembles sunshine. Then you realise that it's just a streetlight and it is, in fact, pouring rain and freezing cold and you really should stop drinking so much, but let's not go into that.
This month's Blue Report brings you most of the usual stuff... wait, what's that? All of the usual stuff! Wow. This calls for celebration, drinks on me! Oh look, sunshine.
I have been asked by Brandon to include the word "pimpin'-est" in this month's edition, so I am hereby doing that. I'm not sure what it means - I think it's a type of domesticated tortoise with crocheting tendencies.
I'd tell you the most interesting thing to happen to me this month, but I'd probably be summarily fired. So instead I'll wrap this up here... read on down for the rest of it!
Clear skies!