SW Patron of the Month Interview

Article by Bria

Gruff, to the point, and a tad evil - November's SW Patron of the Month is the infamous yet loveable CL6 Majin Kaze! Majin doesn't respond well to threats*, so you lot had better appreciate the vast amounts (read: five minutes) of coaxing and cajoling that went into bringing you this interview!

1. Congrats on the award! How's it feel to be OTF's Star Wars Patron of the Month?
Spiffy.

2. Why do you think you won it?
I guess IÂ’ve been a nice guy. Or I bribed someone without knowing it. I'll get back to you on that...

3. What kind of work do you do around the outpost?
I do the occasional Library work, and I lead Capella, which can be a handful with some of the minions that I have. I also like to cause the occasional mischief in OTF.

4. What's your top ambition as regards your future here?
In OTF, I'm not too sure. In real life, I'd like to complete college and become a history teacher. That way, I can become maniacal with homework. Helps to be evil.

5. What about the recent rumours that you're launching a Trivia invasion from Mandalore with your sidekick, Malum?
Where'd you hear that? I deny everything! *throws amnesia dust in your face*

6. "Majin Kaze" - where's that name from?
ItÂ’s Japanese. "Majin" pretty much means "Evil Person", and "Kaze" is "Wind". I just thought it sounded cool, and I wanted to make up my own Japanese name.

7. If you could be any character, from any book/movie/comic, for one day - which would you want to be and why?
Spider-Man. I want to be a super hero, and heÂ’s my favorite. He has cool powers, awesome (also known as "lame") humor, and a hot wife. Sure, he's down on his luck most of the time, but so am I.

8. So - "Majin in three easy steps". Care to share them?
Step 1: Come up with some diabolic plan.
Step 2: Laugh manically about it for a while.
Step 3: Throw the plan out, and begin again.

Thanks to Majin for his invaluable insights and answers to the silly questions above, and for not sueing me for damages.

_{*except possibly ones containing the words "or else", "you", "will be" and "fired".}

Bria Terrik (CL7)
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