Unite!

Article by Man in Hat

Dear Concerned Residents of Outpost 10F,

In response to my previous article in this little newsletter, I recieved mountains and mountains of support for our upcoming invasion of Deck 4. I have even recruited a second-in-command who is almost as outraged as me, and who is willing to drive the Rancor we acquired from the Cantina. She has however requested her name be kept out of the media. I can tell you though that I have seen evidence of her driving skills on the updates board. We have also recieved an invitation to a cocktails party in Brady's quarters on Deck 4. He's such a lovely chap. What's more, we can use this invitation to Deck 4 to plan our invasion.

Again if you wish to join our cause email maninhat@outpost10f.com not MAINinhat, which caused some confusion last time. We'll be using the publicly available Schematics to plan our attack. Familiarise yourself with these plans! I think we'll plan the invasion to coincide at somepoint around the time of the anniversary, when all the 'special' people are having champagne around the piano in their piano bar!

One final matter that I wanted to bring to your attention is this: I am being harassed by Iain. He persistently emails me day in and day out and referring to me as Mih as if I was a piece of meat for his amusement. This will not be tolerated. We know where you live, EE-YAN. Deck 4, room 17. The smallest room on the deck and a little to close to Brady's quarters. We're watching you.

Love and puppies,

Man in Hat
Vic's Senior Assistant