OTF's Blue Publication June 2006
For this month, the Month of June, our Agent of the Month is, yes, I have had the Rare and great Honor to Interview, you guessed it, Iain! :) So without any delays, *thinks*, Iain mind!
So now that I have the special privlage and honor of Interviewing Iain....Here are your Questions :p
And now that I have the supreme honour, privilege, and sheer delight of being Iain... I shall answer your questions...! ;-)
1) Name, Rank, Title, and Job Description?
Name: Iain
Rank: CL8
Title: (currently) "Team Trivia Master, Wannabe & Fake SP Receiver"
Job Description: "OTF Server".
2) Who's your favorite ST Character?
Jean-Luc Picard. The man is a legend!
3) The Matrix, I mean OZD, has been under your infleunce for how long?
The question depends on your definition of "under my influence". Let's just say, since the OZD's very formation. And in fact before that. I am Iain. I influenced the true force behind the OZD (Mih: Man in Hat) from before even the OZD existed. And Jelani, his predecessor and boss, too. ;-)
4) What were, was, or any plans you had upon entering the Matrix (OZD for us Readers)?
Overthrow Brady, in a grand mutiny with me at its head. Also, convert the Star Trek genre to a Matrix genre, possibly in parallel with the former goal.
5) If, and I say if, there was a plot to overthrow DE Iain, what advice, pointers, or strategy would you give for a succes in this plan?
*LOL*
... oh, you're not kidding?!
I mean, get Iain on your side. The only person powerful enough to overthrow Iain is in fact Iain himself. Otherwise, you want to go home and rethink your life. Then surrender to Iain.
;-)
6) How does it feel to have all the powers in your hand?
Imagine how Neo feels at the very end of the first Matrix film, when he steps out of the phonebox and is looking round at all the people walking past on the street.
Then square the feeling.
Then square that.
That's but a small taster of how it feels to be Iain.
7) What's your Favorite ST Race and/or Planet and why is that?
Very good question! There are advantages to Q, Vulcan, Betazoid, even Android! Let's go with Q. I like the Q. Plus, it's Q interviewing me, so it's the Popular Choice. ;-)
8) Where, for those small percantage of readers who don't know, are you from?
Edinburgh, Scotland, UK, Europe.
9) Is there one person, who you enjoy picking on the most in OTF?
:D I endeavour not to "pick on" anyone.
However, should what you really mean in this question is, "Who do I make impossible things happen to, most", there is only one choice, very clearly! Namely, of course, my lovely Naberrie! ;-) (Who may or may not now be sometimes known as "the Iain Clock" for that reason.)
10) Polgara? What comes to mind with that name?
Seven consecutive angry smileys. And Q on his knees, begging. Then more angry smileys. And then no more Q.
11) Being the Crazed Overlord, has it been to much, are you overworked? Or do you just enjoy it too much?
It's great fun! To quote some guy from some film: "I can take more." ;-)
12) As of Lately, many readers have notice this title of Nabberie Iain's? Care to gives us insight as to what's all about?
:D Well, "Naberrie's Iain" is an easy name to explain: Naberrie, my wonderful (and occasionally even mysteriously upsidedown/backwards!) girlfriend, owns me! Just as I own her. Yes, you read that right. She owns me. And yet I own her. The system works!! ;-) ... now. (We may, or may not, have confused ourselves in the past by thinking in detail about these facts.)
13) What's your Magical Number?
14447
Before Ending the conversation our good friend Iain, made a final Request... “Tell Polgara not to look at my answer to Question 10. :K”