Senate Update: Classified

Article by Adge

Hey folks, welcome to the Bothan Report on recent Senate activity!

Well, the main place to start for this month would be the recent addition of the wookiee affiliation to the CCC login form. This new affiliation, credit be to Osiris for his work on it, came about after Iain 'accidentally' 'lost' Grant near some galactic black-hole. We obviously couldn't let Iain go without a wookiee in his life, so the Senate worked on a replacement - and boy, did we come up with a treat for him this time. Instead of bringing in a replacement wookiee (it's a nightmare to hoover the Senate carpets after having a wookiee walk though), Osiris had the ingenius idea of giving the Cantina a wookiee affiliation! This would mean that Iain would be able to have a wookiee whenever he liked, and we wouldn't have to follow him around with a Dust-Devil2000 cleaning up wookiee hair!

Jaden approved the plan and Osiris got to work. He devised the wookiee ranking system, armory functions and helped with the rank image and wookiee colour-scheme (Iain's suggestion of hot pink was dismissed, and Iain banished to Uruguay). After working day and night on the new affiliation, it was finally ready to be sent to the mighty Hong for approval. (Editor's note: At this time, Bria's suggestion of a Rancor affiliation was similarly dismissed. Bria was last seen plotting counter-measures against Hobbie). After much bribery, the new affiliation system was put into place by Iain, who apparently finished it off with a "loving kiss". Everyone then retired to the Senate chamber where AJ was flogged for allowing Iain to return from his banished-land.

In other news, the Senators have been filmed turning the Senate chamber into a trendy nightclub for the birthdays of Senators Majin Kaze and AJ Cardall. They turned 20 and 19 respectively on March 7th, and Jaden gave the go-ahead for a party. Big mistake. QD was left in charge of making the drinks arranagements, but due to a misunderstanding, the Senators were left with 25 cases of Romulan Ale. Hobbie, suitably unimpressed, was blamed, fired, re-hired, and blamed again. AJ decided it mattered not, and proceeded to get completely intoxicated: he was last seen hugging a park bench. The police were notified.

So, what else have the Senators been up to besides making wookiees and having parties? Planning future changes and projects, to be precise. Well, I say 'planning'...

And before Jaden feeds me to the Saarlac, I must vanish! Ta-ta!

AJ (CL7),
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Senator of Onderon}