Agent of the Month

Article by Kayana

Hello everyone! OZD is proud to bring you Agent of the Month, a monthly feature featuring a roatating OZD officer telling you a little about himself/herself/itself (watch out, the Betazoid Box might come back) and the going-ons of OZD. This is so that those of you who miss us in the chats can have the opportunity to get to know us a little better and hopefully, get to know TF better as well. Without further ado, I prevent Cl7 Zildjian!*

Cl5 Kayana
Blue Report Editor

*No touching the funny OZD Agent children, keep your hands behind the bars,and above all DON'T feed the monkeys!!!

Hi,
Your friendly neighborhood Zildjian here, reporting live and well, from an undisclosed state of classification. If that makes you think for a minute the Hobbie box (suggestion form) allows 2500 characters of text..

Moving on! Are you sure this is an interview and not an audit? *shreds something* So about me.. Well, I've been roaming around in OTF for a little under five years now. I started out in Research and Development before it was merged with Engineering. After that merge I climbed to an assistant manager position while doing the same in the ISA and now, since December '05, following me filling in for the since resigned ST DSC, Kyyyyym, and a few months of the OZD, I've been settling in as the ISA Director. An interesting job to say the least. *infinite evil smilies here* One thing I can say without hesitation is that I am proud to work alongside so many awesome people. =) It is their dedication and good hearts that make the ISA the most efficient department I've been involved with.

Who is Zild really? Nobody really knows aside from the few seen bypassing the safety codes on the airlock. Many rumors roam on this but I am not Bigfoot, or Mister Smith, or animal of the week on animal planet..I am real, not a bot or a script of Iain's... I am from Michigan in the US where I.. live and do stuff =D Mostly work which is unfair. I highlyprotest this in fact. I keep telling my boss that as the ISA Director he needs to listen to me or I'll level 6 him, but he keeps hanging up on me when I reach the point of yelling; I should get FOUR paychecks each week, KHAAAAAN!!! Then one day out of the blue he listened to me and I now get FOUR checks but the bank teller looks at me kinda strange as I deposit FOUR - ten hour checks.. btw, This is all untrue.. I think. My dreams have been coming true and my reality has been becoming dreams lately. :? Anyway! Onto the more interesting stuff. These questions =D *puts hand on ISA manual and raises left hand.* I swear to ban the lamer, the whole lamer, and nothing but the lamer.

Zild

My favorite part, question time! -K.

1)What's your favorite type of chocolate?
Milk chocolate.. specifically, someone elses.

2)Iain, Piraeus's reincarnation?
Absolutely not! This is ludacris =D Iain is a tad more active.

3)What's your favorite genre and why?
ST. Because it is literally relateable as a decent concept of a possible, and nice future for mankind. I also enjoy its congruity and overallcode of morals. It just rules, let it be known

4)Favorite ST episode?
Hmm.. The one where Deanna Troi gives birth to Iain! *lol* Hmm... That is a tough question.. Out of hundreds of episodes I'm not sure if I could single any one out as a particular favorite.. You must watch them all for yourself.. Or atleast up to the second season of TNG to see Iain bring the Enterprise nearly to its knees. =D

5)One item of clothing you own that you'd never tell anyone about(pink bunny slippers? bellbottoms?)
My cloak. I do speak of it but being invisible as it is, nobody believes me.

6)One movie you can watch over and over.
I can't stand to watch something a second time usually. *lol* My memory finds it too repetitive. My favorite movie 'at the moment' however is Snatch.

7)How does it feel to head the ISA?
Honestly I don't know if I feel much about it. It has its rewarding moments, is a lot of work and a high sense of objectiveness is needed. One is highly scrutinized with such a duty. *l* It has its perks on the other hand. Those are classified. *coughs and makes cut scene gesture*

8)Ever felt like coming up with a mock l8mer to shoot over and over again in the D'D?
Absolutely not *l* Non-mock targets give a much better bounty, err

9)Borg, everyone's favorite bad guys or just in need of some loving?
They are Borg, they will add you to their technological network and there will be no more questions.

10)There is not a tenth question, how do you feel about that?
Mutiny!