Interview with CL5 Party Watson

Describe yourself in 3 words.
No handlebar mustache.

Who would you shoot with a level two, just for fun?
That would require actually opening up my armory. Bah, too much work for a cheap momentary thrill.

If you were in charge for 10f for one day, what would you do?
Give everyone mustaches and tentacles.

If you could be any OTFer for a day, who would you be?
I'm perfectly fine with being Korny.

Instead of a Captain Picard day - who would there be a day for in 10f?
Should I go with narcissism or indifference? Hrm.

When did life begin at 10f for you?
It start when I was 12, but not officially since I didn't register until 2000. So. Perhaps too long, perhaps not.

What's your favorite change that has occurred since you've arrived?
The new TOS avatars made me happy.

Are you nostalgic about the 'old' 10f? which parts?
Sometimes I am for the people who don't come here anymore.

Any suggestions for future changes you would like to see?
MORE MUSTACHES.

Which departments/teams have you worked in and with?
ISA, of course, and I was part of the Welcoming Committee when it first started. I think that's it.

Who were some of your best friends when you were a new member?
Uh...Pursiana was one, I think? I don't know, I'm a grumpy old man.

Have you met any members in real life? What was it like?
Nope. Offering me free drinks, however, is a great way to make me reconsider.

Of the members you haven't met who do you want to meet up with?
Anybody I like who offers me free drinks! Or food...I like free food. It really doesn't take much to please me, does it?

If you could buy any member of 10f a beer, who would it be?
Gustav! I'm sure that's most people's answer, but yeah, I would.

What themed room would you add to 10f?
Dapper Victorian mustaches with a side of tentacles. It would be glorious!

What is the best and the worst thing about 10f?
The people.

How would you describe 10f to outsiders?
A swanky cocktail lounge that will make you question your life choices.

Why do you think 10f has lasted so long?
People are stubborn.

Best memory of this past year?
I barely remember what I had for dinner, so yeah, a year's kind of not happening.

What is your personal message for the yearbook [2013]?
If you don't think Journey's 'Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)' is the greatest song to sing in the shower, just get out. I don't even want to see your face.