Intro: Then some babbling!

For the record:

• Ray is Hobbie (CL7)!
• Brandi is Mezoti (CL6)!
• Iain is The Unquestioned Lord and Master of Creation!

Ray: OK, umm... My fellow OTF'icans!
Brandi: He typed your "OK, Umm!"
Ray: "OK, umm" can be removed... Iain, you're supposed to type when I tell you to type! :@
Iain: We're SO leaving this in!
Brandi: *megalomaniac shrieking*
Ray: Well, it's a bright day in Cambridge, England - not Massachusetts - and Iain is actually
following instructions... for once! One might wonder what happened to the universe.
Brandi: *shrieking while filming*
Ray: Does Brandi have to film EVERYTHING?!
Iain: ... everything? :|
Brandi: Yes. Everything!
Ray: And does Iain have to talk while he's typing?
Iain: No, that is no longer necessary...
(Iain and Brandi have an altercation about gnomes, clams, hitting and bans.)
Iain: Wow, that rhymes!
Brandi: Hey, we rhyme!
*Brandi does some babbling about something... Ray. Right. Whatever.*
Ray: Do we have to give so much insights to our readers into our ... "working sessions"?
Brandi: [babbles something amounting to "Yes" - but in American, hence ... at great length, and
utterly pointlessly, with much shrieking, and stops the camera!]
Iain: OK, shall we actually do the PROPER thing now?!
Brandi: OK, yes...
Ray: Alright. So, two main things happened in the past month - or at least, in the two or three weeks
since the last edition. First of all, we had a Pirates weekend, which is now stretched into a month!
And I finally realised that being lazy is not really such a good thing - especially when trying to get
away from writing stuff, and realising how much Iain rules.

Brandi: That is SO not what Ray said!
Iain: And? I edited it. (a)
Brandi and Ray: *laughter / despair*
Iain: Continue dictation, immediately! ... or not ...

Ray: Yeah, let's wrap this up! And go over to the private EC *random handwaving* *dismisses Iain like
he would a flea* ... classified, I can't say!
Brandi: Why are we wrapping this up? We've just written a PAGE of NOTHING!!
Iain: Yeah, that always happens when I type... (a)
Ray: OK, right, so the readers can read the rest of the report, and they'll find out what's in there
anyway.

Brandi: He TYPED that?!
Ray: :(