Senate Update: This is what Willis was talkin' 'bout

Article by Bria

Hey hey!

What an exciting month it's been! There was plenty of adventure, fun, and a healthy dose of craic. When it came to OTF's Senate, however, I'm afraid not much happened at all. We did talk about doing stuff, but as is a political body's wont, we never actually got around to doing any of it.

To divert attention from that regretful lack, here's a monkey on a bike. Brings back memories, doesn't it? But enough about my doomed expedition to Vilnius. That's another story. A story featuring a dancing man with a biiiig ...beard. Speaking of stories, though, I can tell you that in the Senate this month, there are no stories to tell. I feel like I've just gone in a circle. Maybe it's just because I'm dizzy. Or maybe I'm dizzy because I went in a circle; I'll leave you to make up your own minds on that one. I'm too dizzy to. Officially, anyway.

Have you ever stopped to consider which piece of grammar is the most attractive? I, myself, am partial to a good colon. However, a nice pair of parenthasis also tickle my fancy. I once met a man who liked the question mark, which is just plain weird. I ate his face. Ha. He didn't look all that great to begin with, though. And he had it coming to him anyway! But speaking of helicopters, here is the winner of the British regional facial hair competition. It made me choke. On coffee. I shouldn't drink so much coffee. Or Sambuca. On that note, I am reliably informed that eating Cream Crackers with refrigerated curry sauce isn't a good idea.

In conclusion: Nothing happened, we're boring, go read something else. Thanks.

Clear skies,

Bria Terrik
_{Senator of Corellia
Sinker of Atlantis}