The Rank O'Matic

Article by Iain

Hi everyone!

It's my pleasure to be able to announce that the winner of the Rank-O-Matic competition of June 2006 is QD (CL7) - with her rank (nominated as a winner, I shall point out, not by me; my ego is already great enough after Naberrie's influence... dot dot dot... :K ), of: 'I shall call him... Mini-Iain!' for (Apprentice) Luke!

Congratulations, QD!! Here is your award image, very kindly put together by Aeon (CL4)!

Additionally, we have a retroactively created award too, for the winner of the previous (May 2006) Rank-O-Matic competition! This was also put together by Aeon, and goes to our previous winner: Ayanna (CL5) for her rank of Chuck Norris's Rubberband Sidekick for our own Amanda Sielu Paris (CL7)! Congratulations again, Ayanna!

But, out with the old... and in with the new! Our next victim kind volunteer is our own Vice Commander: Crazy Texan (CL10)! ... it has been brought to my attention that CT is hardly young. And, in fact is frequently called old. So be it...

Here are some typical-ish CT posts to help "inspire" anyone who has been living in a box for the past 10 years, and so is unfamiliar with the Jedi-Fu-Master, that is CT!

What are you waiting for? (If it's Iain to sing the Little Teapot Song, with Naberrie dancing to it... it's been done already. You missed this once-in-a-chattime event? So be it! )

Submit a Special Rank for CT ... click me!

As usual, the rank that is the funniest and most creative - as deemed by the Blue Report team - will be implemented for a little while, with an award going to the winner. Go, go, go, go, go! (That's more "go"s than there were dots in my dotty handles...)

Iain (CL8)
Oranje-and-blue Colour-Coordinator of Naberrie