Rankpants-o-maticpants

Article by Aeon

Pants. The keyword shall be 'pants' and you shall not nor shan't argue or understand this. *weaves fingers spookily*

What's this about? Our last contestant, the ever lovely CL7 Majin Kazepants will now need to get Jesus his email back and take this new rank in return:

"The Best Superhero of them all: SCIENCE Boy!"

Without the quotation marks, mind you. =P

Submitterpants, and hereby officially winnerpants of Majin's lovely new rank is the ever lovely, one and only CL7 Kayanapants, who has to live with gets this beautiful award for it, because she still thinks, that Ferengipants are sexy beasts. And you thought, I was crazy, eh? =P



This month's victim is the not so ever lovely, but holographic pain in the butt CL12 Vic Fontainepants!

Yeah, that's right: Vic! The Blue Reporters (aka: me) thought about it for a long time and decided that it would be a great idea if the peoples out there (aka: you) could finally pay Vic back what he deserves for stalking everyone of us so badly. To make this whole event even more exciting, we will pick three winnerpants next time, namely first, second, and third. So, if you really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah see Vic having the most hilarious rank of all times, then go submit it. But, as usual: be nicepants!



Yours rank-o-matically,
Peppermint Pattypants

_{No pants were harmed during this writing.}