Agony Aunt

Article by Mr Numbahs

Dear Agony Aunt,

My GF keeps telling me to do dishes. I LOATH dishes! I just wanna shoot these little annoying buggers!!! Please help me!!!

Regards,
Annoyed BF


Dear Annoyed BF,
Why not shoot them? Grab a shotgun, shovel, and a map of your backyard. Shoot them,bury them, and when the GF comes home asking where the dishes are, hand her a map with random X's on it, and say it's treasure hunt day. At that point,it may be a good time to run.

Regards,
Agony Aunt