Dear Aunty Shadowfox...

Article by Mr Numbahs

Dear Shadowfox,
Everytime my girlfriend helps me out with putting on a tie it's like she's trying to kill me! What should I do?
-signed,would-like-to-breath

Dear would-like-to-breath,
Clip ons my friend... clip ons... OR... LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE YOURSELF! =P =P
Signed, Shadowfox