Rank-o-Matic

Article by Aeon

I've had this wonderful idea in my head about a rank-o-matic article written solely in this 1950's Southern-ish style, but I wasn't born in the 1950s (no, really not! :@) and I'm far from being South (even though I was born on the Southern Hemisphere which makes me more South than anyone of you Northern Hemispherian peoples, but that's another story which will be told another time) so instead I've decided to write nothing at all. It would be awesome, because I would have sounded like Vic, but nay... I better shut up.

Yes, it's true. And to explain it: I was too busy with making graphics for this edition. Silly me had this awesome silly idea of choosing three winners because it was special and everything, but geez... had I been told that it was such a workload... but let's not babble. Instead, here are the winners! And no, the amount of awards isn't wrong ("THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!") - we've had only four entries last month, so I decided (as clever as I am) to make awards for all of them. After all, I giggled lots, so they deserve it. But, the Blue Reporters have decided, and it's true - there can be only one, so our ultimate winner of the winners of this month's rank-o-matic and responsible for Vic's lovely new rank is none other than CL7 Zildjian!

And now the pics (yes, I'm spamming):











With all this image making, I was way too busy to chat properly so I had to look in my private fundus for a nifty chatsave, and look what I've found:



This makes CL8 ohm our next victim contestant and forces him to keep this rank for the entire month instead of changing it every second with his nifty access rights - how clever from me! *giggles*
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Anyway, please submit your rank here, don't break the PDs, be funny, etc. etc. You know the deal!

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