One-Zero Division's Agent of the Month

Article by Kayana

This month, the OZD welcomed 3 new agents: CL7 Dave/Plugboy CL8 Babel and CL5 Polson! Without further ado, here's Pols in her Agent of the Month interview!

1. Name, rank and physical location?
Polson, Sandwich, Central Alberta, Canada.

2. Why did you join the OZD?
To take over as the Sector Commander.

3. What do you like best about the OZD?
For the entire four days that I've been aware that I'm in it, I like Brady best.

4. Tell us a bit more about the city you live in, what are some of your best/worst memories there? :o)
I'm not an exciting person, I don't really do much. We went bowling once and the jukebox ate my best friend's loonies. I bowled 52. I had exactly two sips of diet pepsi, which I don't like.

5. Favorite ST episode?
Ah, that's way too hard. Maybe the Year of Hell episodes from Voyager, those were awesome.

6. Why are you a sandwich? Since you are a sandwich, what type are you? Would there be any dressing with that?
I suppose it's time I explained the sandwich thing. Ages ago, back when the CCC was just being implimented and they were looking for "Padawan learners" I don't remember why. Anyway, I asked Draco if he would make me a Padawan learner. The next day when I entered chat my rank was "Sandwich" and when I inquired of Draco he shrugged and said, "I didn't know how to make a Padawan learner so I made you a sandwich instead." As for what kind of sandwich? Expired.

7. What happens if I eat the sandwich?
You get food poisoning.

8. How did you find out about OTF?
Enter search: Star Trek Chat Room

9. Now that the Doctor is in the OZD house, should Man in Hat be worried?
I am the only one who need not fear Jeremy. The Man in Hat has paid me generously to ensure his continued safety.

10. Any other comments? :)
Yes, but I'd have to kill you afterwards.