Name: Polson

Age: 21

Location: Canada

Job Description: Camp Counselor

Favorite OTF Chatroom: Ten Forward

Department: I'm a Maquis Reject. No one wants me.

Awards: Uh... Trivia Master and stupid points...

Habits: Farting

Hobbies: Farting

Pets: Do not speak of it.

Phobias: AAAGH! What is that?!

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

I'm not easily embarrased...

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

At the moment? I wouldn't have a sprained ankle so I could actually BE at camp, counseling...

If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?

Ummmmmmmmm, me, because I'm so cuuuuuuuuuute.

If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring three things (or people) with you, what would they be?

My teddy bear named Barry, my Bible and probably Lowell Tayler. *dreamy sigh*

How long have you been a member of the Outpost?

Uh... *counts* It waaassss... Early 98, 97?

How did you find out about it?

Accident... (Dun dun dun DUH!)

What was your first impression of the Outpost?

Something like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?

I think it was dreams of becoming a Rear Admiral... Oh, no, wait... I think it was all the pretty colors.

How much time do you spend chatting?

Too much when I'm there.

Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?

No, because... Oh wait, yes I do. I want a department of my own though.

Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?

Poetry, once in a while...

What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?

What plan? What future? Are you guys planning a future without me?

What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc. ...)?

Uh... I really need to visit more often...

If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?

STARGATE SG-1! Or Rainbow Brite.

If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?

*EVIL GRIN* I'd show up at his house at midnight and ask him for directions to BC.

If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?

Uh... I'd probably come in as a crewman and do the usual nonsense, to be perfectly honest.

If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?

The Admiral has a handbag? Does it match his dress?

Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?

Jeremy... because I think he's cuuuuuuute. Seriously though, I think it should be Sonatina! About time we got a girl in the ranks.

What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?

Um... You can have whatever's in my pocket... A used bandaid, a useless key, some lint and an empty index card...

Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)

Yes.

If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?

Let's be truthful. If there's a mutiny, WHO do you think would be leading it? *points at self*

Is Babel really a Time Lord?

Yes.

Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?

RDMG! (Sorry KK!)

What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?

Pink.

What is a Teekador?

It's Evan Wilson with her tail caught in a door. (Get it? Tail-Kinker?)

What does C.T. stand for?

Crazy Texan

What does J.J. stand for?

I can't say, because I know.

Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?

Yes.

Polson has rated this interview as follows:

***** (I'm sorry it had to end!)