Name: Michiel

Age: 21

Location: The Netherlands

Job Description: Student

Favorite OTF Chatroom: Cloud City Cantina

Department: Engineering - Interactive Development Team

Awards: Err... None that I remember... Well, the yearly award thingies I guess...

Habits: Biting my nails?

Hobbies: Too many to list, but here goes: drawing, reading, writing, mudding, gaming, chatting, listening/making music and a few others.

Pets: None anymore.

Phobias: Spiders... *shrugs*

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

I'd say throwing up at the Amsterdam union was something that'll follow me around a while. (-.^)

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

I'd like to be more ambitious, so I can be bothered to get off my derričre and go do stuff... =op

If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?

Too tough a choice, so I'll put in the first person that came to mind... Liam Howlett, because I'd like to be as good a producer as he is. (-.^)

If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring three things (or people) with you, what would they be?

Ooh, people? Are you sure it's safe to ask me such a question? >=] Hmm, let's just say: the perfect woman, enough Guinness to last me a lifetime and a computer with a fast Internet connection. (-.^)

How long have you been a member of the Outpost?

Um, about 3 years and *counts* 4 or 5 months...

How did you find out about it?

AltaVista, baby!

What was your first impression of the Outpost?

Bunch of geeks... Tsk... Get a life, will ya!

What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?

I was *cough*am*uncough* a geek with no interest in a life...

How much time do you spend chatting?

Too much...

Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?

Yup, I certainly do! Gives people a way to add to the community, a way to be involved, thereby making it a community instead of just a place where people talk.

Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?

Nope... Maybe I should sometime...

What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?

To read it... =op

What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc. ...)?

It's probably for the best, as long as OTF doesn't become too bureaucratic and to business-minded. If that were to happen, I'm resigning.

If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?

Me!!!

If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?

Spread the rumour that he has a pink handbag. I mean, that would just be a killer. It's just so ridiculous, the whole Outpost'd be laughing.

If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?

Confuse, frighten and disturb. (-.^)

If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?

Hey, how do you know about that handbag thing? I just filled it in!

Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?

TeeKay, because she deserves it. (Editor's note: In order for the joke to work properly "deserves it" should be replaced with "is worth it"! =op) Or is that L'Oreal?

What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?

A pint of Guinness. That should be an acceptable bribe for anything, really.

Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)

Nah, they're really the two old guys from The Muppet Show.

If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?

Vic, of course.

Is Babel really a Time Lord?

Of course, I didn't know that was under dispute.

Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?

KK! Sorry, RD, nothing personal! (-.^)

What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?

A greenish purple.

What is a Teekador?

The same thing as a Kommodörchen.

What does C.T. stand for?

Certifiably Troubled

What does J.J. stand for?

Jar Jar (Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry...)

Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?

Why the big letters? I mean I can read fine, you know... Sheesh.

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