To Bodly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before - a comic

Article by T'Pel Kestra

(For all intents and purposes, OG stands for original.)

OG Kirk: *takes up his seat with a box of popcorn* I don’t Understand how you can’t find this of all movies “fascinating”.

OG Spock: *quirks a brow* Why is it you find it so?

OG Kirk: It’s a story about us! How we boldy go and all that. Come on, Spock. You will enjoy it.

OG Bones: Will you both shut up.

OG Kirk: It’s just the commercials, Bones. It isn’t like you are missing anything.

From in front of them: Will you all shut up? I am trying to watch the dancing girls.

OG Spock: Jim…look.

OG Kirk: *looks and eyes widen* Spock…do you know…

OG Spock: Yes, Jim. I believe that is indeed Chris Pine sitting in front of us.

OG Kirk: *leans forward and taps Pine on the shoulder* Hey, Chris. I wanted to say you guys did a good job on the last movie. I am looking forward to this one.

Pine: *Turns and nods, blinks when he notices who is speaking to him* Uh…thanks. Captain. *smirks* I aim to please.

OG Kirk: Is that what you told the Orion girl from the first movie? *chuckles and winks*

OG Spock: *sighs and looks to Bones*

OG Bones: Don’t give me that look you pointy eared devil. I can’t control his libido any better than you can.

OG Spock: The movie is beginning, so you two may bond over your conquest of women after. *eyes both Kirk and Pine*

OG Kirk: *chuckles* Fine fine…*stuffs his mouth with popcorn as the lights darken*