Star Trek- The Motion Picture on Twitter

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Klingon Captain is cruisin' the space of space my dudes. My ship is fierce! You know you all want one.
Klingon Captain WTFOMGBBQ we can see this thingy, like a big cloudy thing. We are so checking it out.
Klingon Captain says tweet if you think we should shoot it!
Klingon Captain Aw maaan, what the hell my torps. Argh! This does not look

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irfleettechguy is at work and I think some Klingons just bought it! Meh.
irfleettechguy there's this weird cloud thing heading for Earth. Should I call my mom?

Meanwhile, on the planet Vulcan.

Spock says these robes are way heavy and who thought white was a good look for a rusty planet?
Spock had his brain probed by some know it all and was moaned at because is half-human. I think I'll run away to space again.

Earth, and bits around it.

Kirk, James T. Is trapped in a tiny dumb pod with Scotty, he ate garlic last night.
Scotty I blithering did not eat garlic last night!
Kirk, James T. Hah, I managed to get my old ride back today. I'm going to head out and look for chicks.
Chekov I wanna go with Kirk!
Uhura Road trip!
Sulu Wants to be Captain for a bit? I'll bring pizza!
Decker I'm Captain, I'm not at all going to get transposed into Commander Riker.
Kirk, James T. says shut up, I'm in charge, sucks to be the lot of you.
Kirk, James T. Off we go, wehay!
Scotty thinks he's melted a couple of people in the transporter. Whoops
Rand Barf!
Uhura Tells Captain Kirk about a big cloud and some stuff.
Ilia thinks Betazoids are stupid, and not at all based on Deltans.
Kirk, james T. There's a hot bald chick!
Decker Oh nuts, ex-girlfriend alert. Someone suggest a hiding place!
Ilia I am celibate! Who else?
McCoy What's the Klingon word for 'transporter phobia'? I need a shave.
Kirk, James T. My crew sucks. When are we leaving?!
Sulu Waaaaah, the ship went crazy bananas! It was all trippy like you wouldn't believe. I'll get the blame!
Kirk, James T. Sulu nearly killed us all!
Chekov I saved the entire crew today with fancy shooting.
Spock Arrived back in space, nothing's changed. Saw old workmates. Bored.
Chapel Awesome, old crush is on board. I need dress advice, stat!
Kirk, James T. Spock says that cloud thing has feelings or something. I think he's out of his gourd, personally.
Ilia Oh, pretty cloud! Dies and is dead!
Ilia V2.0 I have been programmed by V'ger to observe and record normal functioning of the carbon-based units infesting USS ENTERPRISE.
Decker I think I still fancy the ex...
Kirk, James T. V'ger is a dumb name.
Ilia V2.0 I have been given its form to more readily communicate with the carbon-based units infesting Enterprise.
Kirk, James T. I think Ilia is broken. I wonder what happens if I push that button in her neck?
Spock Is still bored, I think I'll go out for a bit.
Chapel Made Ilia look daft with this garter belt I found. Much Lulz!
Spock Trip out interrupted events beyond my control, so annoying!
Spock told everyone the cloud is a big, living machine. I rawk!
Sulu hey, the cloud brought us to Earth in time for tea!
V'Ger Where's my creator? Does anyone know where the creator is?
V'Ger I'm really hacked off. I think I'll play a shoot 'em up with that planet.
Ilia V2.0 V'ger...
Kirk, James T I've organised a trip out to see this V'ger thing. I'll bring back photos.
Uhura I couldn't find some info on Google about V'ger, does this count as a Googlewhack?
Decker I think I'm going to stay here with the ex. She's not as annoying as I remember. Specially since the cyborg thing.
V'ger Found out my creator was some guy. Turned him into a ball of light and went to plaid.
Kirk, James T. Well, long day over, back to road trip! Out there, thataway!

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