Dear Aunty Shadowfox...

Article by Mr Numbahs

Dear Aunty,
Every saturday morning my girlfriend likes to hit up the local dollar stores, organic shopping marts and La Senza, and she insists I go along. How do I get out of this without being murdered in my sleep?
From, Shopped-Out

Dear Shopped-Out,
Do you like Hide and Seek? If she can't find you, she can't murder you.
From, Aunty Shadowfox.