One-Zero-Division Update

Article by Polson

Hello Everybody! First things first. I have to talk about two things and then I can talk about whatever I want to talk about.

1) Awards! W00t! From the OZD side of things, Dmitri, Mezoti and Kayanna have been diligently plugging away to help bring these to you. Yay! Subsequently, if you donÂ’t like your award, blame Hobbie. Anyway, thanks guys for your involvement and work to make this happen!

2) Yearbook! I donÂ’t know if the link is up yet, I havenÂ’t had a chance to check myself, but be sure to peruse the yearbook for the OZD year end update, as well as DmitriÂ’s Special Anniversary Speech wherein he may or may not confess his undying love for Mr. Darcy. I havenÂ’t seen it yet myself so I donÂ’t know, but you just never know when Dmitri will get that dreamy eyed look and start spouting poetry.

As for me, I look back on the year and wonder. I wonder how it is that after ten years IÂ’m still here! I wonder when it is I will finally go buy new underwear. I wonder how it is I am in two departments and I do next to nothing in either of them but I keep winning awards for it. I wonder what IÂ’m going to do Friday night. I wonder why birds appear every time Dmitri goes near Mr. Darcy. I wonder why they keep letting me write the OZD report. I wonder when it will be that I will have something relevant to say in this segment.

Happy Tenth, OTF! As a true old timer, thanks for ten years of entertainment, wedgies, occasionally twisted politics, armory abuse, fun and friends! When it comes right down to it, I am darn proud of this place. And if I had friends who cared, I'd brag about it all the time. Sometimes I do anyway. Thanks to all of you for being a part of the coolest corner of the internet.

Word, yo.

Polson
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