Rank-O-Matic

Article by Aeon

Madness, malfunctions, murder ... and even alliterations in the Rank-O-Matic Headquarters (*giggles quietly to self at the thought of a Rank-O-Matic HQ*)!

In other words: Welcome to yet another edition of the Blue Report's Rank-O-Matic!

Apparently, the audience loves me. Which doesn't surprise me a single second, because I'm the Queen of Wheee, and that's also the reason why I'm writing this here, but also the reason why you're gonna see me with this title in the chat from now on. Also, I'm officially in charge of the Rank-O-Matic now. Yay me. Which was a bit confusing for a moment, because... at first it was Iain's, then Kayana's, temporarily it was Polson's, then it was mine, only for Iain to come back, thinking it was his, me standing up, claiming my right... told you it was madness. But now Iain is off to see people across an ocean Polson is still in the camp Kayana is still dancing with Gwen Stefani justice has prevailed, and the Rank-O-Matic is mine.

Until further notice.

So, without further ado and babbling... Last month, the lovely moi was the victim of the month, and... you guessed it already... I'm getting the rank "Queen of Wheee" now. Permanently, I might add.

The ever wonderful CL7 Osiris is responsible for this, and henceforth the winner, and this is her award:



In true Aeon-style I have decided that Osiris is also next month's victim.

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So, if you ever wanted to give Osiris a funny name without risking an instant Type X, then this is your chance! Submit a rank, and do it now while I'm trying to find a place where she can't find me for choosing that particular font for her award.

Be happy!

The Official Queen of Wheee
aka The Blue Report Mascot