Rank-o-matic!

Article by Aeon

Mwuahahahahahahahaha.....

In other words....

Hello! =D

It's this time of the month where everybody's writing articles for the Blue Report, and I was pretty much offended that I never get asked to write articles bored. So I thought: "Hey, I could take over the OZD Blue Report Rank-o-matic and do it all myself! Said... done!

It wasn't really difficult at all. I told Kayana that Gwen Stefani wants to meet her in Paris (which was reason enough for her to book a one-way ticket), and I sent Polson to band Stargate camp where she's reigning over 10,000 Teal'Cs and Richard Dean Andersons and Goa'ulds with glasses now.

But we're getting off the track here. Rank-o-matic time! *dances*

Last months' victim contestant was Lzrman, who gets the awesome rank Lady Bug now. *applauds* And since this is my own article, guess who's the winner? Yes! Moi! *megalomaniac laughter*

So, here's the lovely award image. I'd like to thank myself for making it.


And since this is still my own article, I declare, that I'm this month's contestant victim.



So, spread the word, and submit dem ranks. I expect you all to come up with a LOT of funny ranks, and if you dare not to I'll send Iain after you _{if he's not too busy with things like LOLcats.}

Need the link again? There you go: Submit a rank!

Be happy!

Aeon
Rank-o-matic's own personal Temptress of Terror and once-in-a-lifetime dictator