One-Zero-Division Update/Fanciful Fabrications

Article by Polson

ItÂ’s hot, itÂ’s hip, itÂ’s happening, itÂ’s the OZD! At least thatÂ’s what the label says. And what have we been up to? I have no idea. So IÂ’ll make up some stuff.

First off, DmitriÂ’s been added to my OZD mailing list so IÂ’m going to assume there was some kind of coup in which Kay was taken hostage and sold to finance DmitriÂ’s relentless march into leadership, Iain was forced to wear pink rubber panties with daisies on them and Cinna seduced the Napoleon wannabe so that she could become Queen of the OZD and dispatch Dmitri at her leisure. The evidence to support this theory may be vague and quite possibly misplaced but that is a minor detail that will be corrected once the data can be fabricated, I mean uh, once we clear up a few matters.

Over at the OZD, CL6 Mezoti and CL7 Amanda Sielu Paris worked together to jointly host the Firefly weekend in the CCC that you might have bumped into. Thanks to Amanda and Mez for the legwork, Iain and Aeon for the gruntwork and everyone else for partcipating. In truth, there has been much preparation for some future projects that will be implemented in the coming summer months, including the most anticipated Amazing Race! Big things are afoot and I donÂ’t just mean Grant. Although he is big and he is afoot and he is jealously hunting Iain. We all wish Grant the best of luck.

And kudos to Amanda and all those who worked on the Firefly weekend. Captain Tightpants is my hero.

Word, yo.

Polson
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