Name: Devin Perkins

Age: 14

Location: Upstate New York

Job Description: student, hockey referee, babysitter

Favorite OTF Chatroom: Cloud City Cantina

Department: Communications, Publishing Team

Awards: Umm... A few Trivia ones... Library ones... An unsung hero...

Habits: Ummm... None really...

Hobbies: reading, computers, hockey, biking, girls...

Pets: three Britney Spaniels named Peaches, Casey and Tauri

Phobias: Rejection... It is the worst thing ever...

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Ummm... Asked a girl who has a boyfriend out, while he was standing next to her.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

I would change my looks... Make myself pretty.

If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?

I would be myself because I seem to be trying to be someone else.

If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring three things (or people) with you, what would they be?

The girl I like, my best friend and his girlfriend (My other best friend).

How long have you been a member of the Outpost?

Just about two years.

How did you find out about it?

I can't remember.

What was your first impression of the Outpost?

It was kinda weird and strict because Evil Incarnate shot me out within 20 minutes.

What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?

I had nothing better to do at the time.

How much time do you spend chatting?

About 2-3 hours a day, it seems.

Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?

Yes, it is a way for people to give back to the chats.

Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?

No.

What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?

I think it's OK.

What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc. ...)?

I think all changes can be good, if they are worked on hard enough and people are willing to compromise.

If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?

It would be another Star Wars room.

If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?

I would walk into his office, put a bucket of ice water over the door, sit in his chair, drink his brandy and scotch, put my feet up on his desk and wait for him to come in and get the bucket dumped on him.

If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?

I would probably change a few things that bug me...

If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?

I would probably take all the money and valuables out of it and then fill it with mud.

Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?

Crazy Texan... He is one of the best guys I know and handles duty well.

What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?

Money, power, pretty women.

Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)

Yes.

If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?

Maxwell.

Is Babel really a Time Lord?

No.

Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?

KittyKat

What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?

Hot pink.

What is a Teekador?

A crazy TK???

What does C.T. stand for?

Crazy Texan

What does J.J. stand for?

Junior Janeway???

Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?

I think OTF is great, it's a great way to get away from the real world, kick back and relax.

Zulin Jinn has rated this interview as follows:

***** (I'm sorry it had to end!)