Name: Mwahaha! It may not be what you THINK it is - even you that I 'told' it to. *g*

Age: This may be ANOTHER lie...

Location: Trill? *g*

Job Description: Student (aka dorkcase)- soon-to-be actor & musician! Look out! =)

Favorite OTF Chatroom: Ten Forward

Department: ISA, Counseling Staff - Film Guild

Awards: none

Habits: Being too happy, annoying others with my mood, biting my nails, quoting from favorite movies.

Hobbies: Singing (when I'm not in public *l*), playing the clarinet/piano, practicing photography, talking, trying to cheer others up!

Pets: Eleven cats, nine sheep... If you want names... *l* e-mail me. =op

Phobias: heights, arachnids, doing something incredibly stupid in PUBLIC and Carlos's green blotches... Oh and myself... *violent shudder* *l*

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

I can only tell you one of them? Well there's this one person who was looking at his nose and ended up running into a pole...*snickers*

But me?

Well, I was running & jumping over a really, really, reeeeeally 'shallow' pool at the coast. I was faking that I couldn't jump over the whole thing (to entertain my viewers) and when my foot landed in the other side of the pool, my leg sunk down to my knee, I fell forward onto my face, rolled over a few times, then laid there with my face in the sand. Yummy!

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

My timidness in real life. I know, I know - I'm not exactly 'shy' in OTF, but a few of you have seen the shy, especially in departments.

It's worse than that in real life. If I could change myself, I would take out some of that nervous tension of mine and replace it with an easygoingness... Ah, if people only knew the real me, not the shy outer covering... *shakes head* A shame! They might be scared outta their misery!

If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?

One of the more depressed Outpost members. Why? I would like to know why some people are always so unhappy, what's happened in their life - and on my day back in my own self, I would put my 'research' to work, figuring out a way to cheer 'em up. Yes, I do care that much about others...

If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring three things (or people) with you, what would they be?

Jen (Sidnaaaaay, along with all three of her possessions - hey, she gets to bring three too! Pea-guns, Sidne, Pea-guns!!! *g* =op), never-ending supply of silly string, and a target - perhaps Shaun? *L*

How long have you been a member of the Outpost?

I have been torturing and terrorizing OTF occupants since July 28, 2001! *g*

How did you find out about it?

Mezoti (Brandi)

What was your first impression of the Outpost?

"You have to push receive whenever you want to hear what these people have to say?!"

What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?

The people! =op

The fact that this is the -hood of the insane. *g*

AND the fact that I can pie everyone just for disobeying my orders... I am the queen, y'know. *gasp* Did I just say that out loud? Oh no! Don't tell the... *nervous grin* upper ranks!

Plus some people have chained me to a wall and, if I don't return to OTF every twenty four hours, I die a slow and horrible death. Yes, it's true. *sniffle* The pain!!!

How much time do you spend chatting?

Now that it's summer vacation - roughly eight hours per day... Why, has someone complained about me? *g*

Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?

Absolutely! It gives others a chance to express themselves - especially counseling, with reviews and poetry/art contests! The other departments do their own wonderful things supporting OTF - ISA keeps the chat friendly and enjoyable... and the other departments do their own things! (Okay, I admit, I don't know much about the other ones. *l*)

Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?

Nope - but maybe one of these days? =)

What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?

Plan of the Future? I... don't know what that is? I demand to know why this information has been kept from me! *stomps*

What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc. ...)?

I'm not aware of any? Okay, so I don't pay attention... *blush*

Yet another thing kept from me! MUTINY! Off with your heads!

If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?

Lord of the Rings, for sure!

Or the Hood of the Insane? *L*

If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?

"Very funny Katelyn! Now beam back my clothes and get rid of this skunk avatar!" *g*

If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?

Make them all orange.

And give myself the chance to use my own avvy. Yes, yes, yes... Promote a few deserving people... I would mention them, but that'd be considered favoritism, hmmm? Mwahahahaha!

If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?

That hot pink one? Sweet - I'd... put my twelve chicken minions in it, dress up in a hot pink bunny suit (with the fuzzy ears and little fuzzy tail?) with my bright pink lipstick and bright pink gaudy heels and strut around New York. Fear me! *g*

Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?

Terrace Corleone Picard, just because she's the only one that hugz 'n' spinz with me! *L*

Oh and Vic too!

What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?

*cough* Own your own movie star! Tom Cruise? Liv Tyler? Yoouu pick! *dresses an OTFer up as Julia Roberts* Or you could just take Guinan!

Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)

*lmao* Who made this question? And of COURSE! And what are the insane peeps? The Jedi trying to overthrow the Sith Lords? *g* (Yes, of COURSE I'm insane! Would you have it any other way? Uh oh... did I reveal our evil plot? Ooh dang... I'm in deep bantha fodder...)

If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?

Tigris? Rubi? Smile? The people in their insane minds? *g*

Is Babel really a Time Lord?

A what? A Time Lord? Uhm... What's his rank again? *nervous smile* Ah yes, Captain! Of course he's a Time Lord! =op

Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?

RDMG? *l* I don't know!!!

What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?

Whaaaat? Hot pink fits everyone just fiiiiiine. *g*

What is a Teekador?

TeeKay? No idea! *L*

What does C.T. stand for?

Crawdad Tornado? Crazed Toy? Oh THAT C.T. - Crazy Texan... =op

What does J.J. stand for?

Well, there's someone called JJ - Jadzia Jones. OKAY, okay, the Captain. I have no idea!

Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?

Okay, really guys - I think you're the awesomest friends a gal could ever ask for...

But thanks for semi-tolerating my insaneness. =)

Katelyn Richards has rated this interview as follows:

***** (I'm sorry it had to end!)