Name: Jai! Really! Or Mel... Whatever.

Age: almost ancient

Location: America

Job Description: Teacher, Cashier, Student, Counselor

Favorite OTF Chatroom: Cloud City Cantina

Department: ISA SW and Honorary Tangoer

Awards: Um... I think I have some, yes.

Habits: What's a habit??? Like the nuns wear???

Hobbies: Master, writing, Outpost10f

Pets: Wittle Dommy, Erin, Fred, Gold, etc., Cloud City

Phobias: I fear... Um.... Good question... I'll think about it.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Proclaim my virginity at 14 before 50 some people at Christmas. They swore the eggnog wasn't spiked.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

Um... I would want to not have to wear glasses, even though they make me look "sophisticated."

If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?

ME! =op Who wants to be anyone else???

If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring three things (or people) with you, what would they be?

Master, mobile net hookup and my laptop.

How long have you been a member of the Outpost?

Two and something years?

How did you find out about it?

Accidentally.

What was your first impression of the Outpost?

Totally awesome dude! They're like me!

What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?

Oh... The people...

How much time do you spend chatting?

Depends on how much time I have.

Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?

Yes? I don't know why. I got to meet peeps. It was fun.

Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?

No.

What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?

GOOOOO EC! *eg*

What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc. ...)?

Change a lot before I come back.

If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?

I wouldn't.

If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?

I wouldn't. It would backfire.

If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?

Read all the stuff about the secret projects.

If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?

I've stolen it before... and gave it back.

Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?

No fair. Um... Babel or CT.

What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?

I don't think bribery should be involved.

Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)

Oh no. Piraeus is a hologram designed by the EC to give them ultimate power. Andrew needs a girlfriend so he doesn't crack remarks about ice cream...

If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?

The EC... Duh. =op I love them!

Is Babel really a Time Lord?

Most definitely.

Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?

RD!

What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?

Like duh!!! PINK! *ducks*

What is a Teekador?

Teeeeeeks!! She is the true kitty queen!

What does C.T. stand for?

Crazy Texicana! I think that's how she spelt it. *eg*

What does J.J. stand for?

JJ doesn't stand for anything.

Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?

Sure? I dun know... I just wanna say how wonderful everyone is and how much I love you???

Jai has rated this interview as follows:

***** (Fabulous!!)