Name: Rhys Grimshaw (How boring...)

Age: What comes after 13?

Location: I should really look at a map...

Job Description: Student (How posh does that sound?)

Favorite OTF Chatroom: Cloud City Cantina

Department: Film Guild

Awards: Do imaginary ones count?

Habits: I leave doors and windows open and I fall everywhere I go.

Hobbies: going to Internet chat rooms

Pets: Do imaginary ones count?

Phobias: heights, small spaces

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?

Well I always fall over and bang into things non-stop, but I did once... Err.. Pee in my pants in a shopping center.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be and why?

Err... I would change myself so that I could be smarter and funnier.

If you could be anyone for a day, who would you be and why?

I would be Chandler Bing because he is funny, smart, has a well paid job and he is just so cool!!!

If you were to be stranded on a tropical deserted island and could bring three things (or people) with you, what would they be?

Ok I shall number them.

1. a laptop computer with Internet and games
2. a chef with lots of food and drinks
3. a large house

How long have you been a member of the Outpost?

Nearly a year.

How did you find out about it?

I can't remember.

What was your first impression of the Outpost?

Confusing.

What persuaded you to keep chatting at the Outpost?

The fact that it was fun.

How much time do you spend chatting?

A lot.

Do you think having departments is a good idea? Why or why not?

Yes, I think it's a good idea because it splits up the jobs that need to be done and makes the site fun.

Do you participate in monthly contests for the Guilds? If yes, how often?

No, never.

What is your opinion on the Plan of the Future?

Err... It... is... good.

What do you think of the changes being made to the community (Creation of a new department, merging of departments, general organization, etc. ...)?

Some are good and some are bad, but the chat as a whole is still wonderful.

If you could open another chat room in the Outpost, what theme would you choose?

There are a lot of themes to choose from but I would go for a games chat where everything is based around video games, e.g. Mario, Sonic, etc. ...

If you could play a practical joke on Admiral Andrew Maxwell, what would it be?

The classic whoopee cushion.

If you could have the Admiral's command code and access to all the pages for a day, what would you do?

You don't want to know... Just kidding. I would add more color!

If you were given access to the Admiral's handbag for a day, what would you do?

He has a handbag? *rolflmao* Swap it for a rucksack!

Who should be the next Outpost Admiral and why?

Dracmus or Amaris, because they are friendly they work hard and are really good people.

What do you think is an acceptable bribe to offer for the next Admiral's position?

£100 and a car.

Are the Admiralty really Sith Lords in disguise? (Remember, there are always two of them!)

No, they are really leprechauns!

If there were mutiny in the Outpost, who would you follow?

Whoever's side Dracmus and Amaris were on.

Is Babel really a Time Lord?

Who? Yes?

Who is the true Boss Kitty: RDMG or KittyKat?

Neither, it is Yoda!

What colour robes suit Darth Damos best?

Pink with a gold trim.

What is a Teekador?

It is a special time in a boy's life.

What does C.T. stand for?

Captain Trump

What does J.J. stand for?

Jimbo Jones

Do you have any further comments on Outpost 10F or this interview?

Why am I doing this? Don't I have something better to do? No, of course I don't!

Angel has rated this interview as follows:

***** (I'm sorry it had to end!)