Agent: When did you join?
Suspect: April 4th 2003 though I was around for a few weeks before that.

Agent: What department(s) are you in?
Suspect: Entertainment, Trivia.

Agent: What is your tagline?
Suspect: It varies depending on how evil I feel that day.

Agent: What is your homepage?
Suspect: http://www.angelfire.com/scary/shrimpworld/

Agent: What awards do you have?
Suspect: Star Wars CL2 with Honors
Select Medal - Bronze
OTF Suggestion Box Award (Best Contributor)

Agent: Where are you from?
Suspect: The centre of the Universe, the Disco pocket and also occasionally, the UK.

Agent: Who would you rather be stuck with on a deserted island, Amanda Sielu Paris or Sidne?
Suspect: Can't I split them in half and staple the bits back together, thus getting the best of both worlds? Failing that, Stephen Dorff.

Agent: What is your favorite Anniversary antic ever?
Suspect: Trying to load too many people into the chat!!

Agent: Best and worst thing about OTF?
Suspect: Best, the fun. Worst, knowing I'll never get Outpost geek of the month, I need sleep dagnabit!

Agent: What planet do you think OTF orbits?
Suspect: Planet of the Space Monkeys.

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