Agent: What is the longest single amount of time you have been logged in at OTF?
Suspect: hmmn... an hour or two? I don't really do the loooong stints. Hurts my eyes. Oh actually, the 2001 Anniversary that I organised and hosted. That was aaaages.

Agent: Have you been to a Union?
Suspect: The first Australian Union held here on the Gold Coast with Anya, Bubbles, Norb and myself.

Agent:Who's better, Vic or Guinan?
Suspect: Vic, because he talks to me more often.

Agent: If you could only meet one OTFer, who would it be?
Suspect: Piraeus, just so I could confirm the rumours.

Agent: What is your favorite book?
Suspect: favourite what sorry? Oh, the paper things. No.

Agent: What is your favorite film?
Suspect: The Matrix because I'm too lazy to think of a good answer. Oh wait, Fight Club is cool too.

Agent: Comments.
Suspect: I filled out this interview form with a large hangover after just getting out of the shower at 11.30AM. I am wearing just a towl and my head hurts... if I move I may pass out. Goodbye!

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