Agent: Have you been to a Union?
Suspect: Nopers.

Agent: Who's better, Vic or Guinan?
Suspect: Vic! He looks swanky!

Agent: If you could only meet one OTFer, who would it be?
Suspect: be? Either Gladys, The Tin, or Gustav. Yes.

Agent:What is your favorite book?
Suspect: 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte

Agent: What is your favorite film?
Suspect: Pretty In Pink. Duckie rocks!

Agent: Comments.
Suspect: Hi.

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