Agent: What is your favorite memory? OTF-wise?
Suspect: Probably the night that we invented the Iainbrand™ range of products and Crazy Texan's Crazy Cutlery™

Agent: What are your nicknames at OTF (aside from your handle)?
Suspect: KFK, teh KFKz0r, KFC, K "f" C, Boss, "Hey you", "Look what the cat's dragged in", "Get out", "You've ruined my life" and Spelling Man

Agent: What is the longest single amount of time you have been logged in at OTF?
Suspect: I have no idea... probably about 5 hours?

Agent: Have you been to a Union?
Suspect: No =(

Agent: Who's better, Vic or Guinan?
Suspect: Guinan... Cos she's got attitude. Plus, she just sits at the bottom of the chat, watching, waiting, subtle... cool...

Agent: If you could only meet one OTFer, who would it be?
Suspect: Erm... me?

Agent:What is your favorite book?
Suspect: The Valley of Adventure by Enid Blyton

Agent: What is your favorite film?
Suspect: Either Austin Powers : International Man of Mystery, Sister Act or Twelve Angry Men

Agent: Comments.
Suspect: I would like to comment on the comments previously commented upon in the commentary as commented upon in the comments by the commentator. My comment is that the commentator should comment more so that we may learn of his comments pertaining to the afformentioned commentary.

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