NOT your home planet! - Star Trek
Is that a Horga'hn in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Yes,
folks, this month we're taking a little peek into that veritable orb of
sensuality, Risa. It's one of the most popular tourist spots in the known
galaxy, and rightly so -- on this planet, it's all about relaxation (well,
that and Jamaharon, the Risian equivalent of... erm, you get the picture).
Had a rough time lately? Duty starting to get you down? Better than a
counselor, better than a friend, the jungle islands of Risa
(climate-controlled, mind you) will get you back on track! Doctor's orders:
take a long reyamilk bath, then head to the hot springs for a skinnydipping
session. Perhaps you could invite that special someone you were eyeing a bit
earlier in the day?
Indeed, when you get to Risa, there's nothing more to worry about. Let the
dual suns bake your cares away, and bask in the knowledge that you're in
good hands: the service and accomodations here are the best you'll find. For
those with special dietary needs, rest assured that any cuisine, no matter
how complex or esoteric, can be obtained at any time.
So cash in that shore leave you've accumulated and prepare to receive some
serious pampering. For the vacation of your dreams, all you've got to do is
show up. Risa will take care of the rest!
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