Gollum's Column

Author: Gollum
Department: Freelance

Hello Human readers. Sadly, no humanses asked Smeagol any questions this month.


Gollum, Smeagol, and Precious are going to find some fishes to eat while we wait for your questions... we like fishes, don't we? Yes, we do like fishes...


 

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