Holy Cow, are the lamers keeping the OTF Cops busy nowadays. You know I think we should create a slam wall and publicly list all the names of the losers for your viewing pleasure. However that’s just a random D thought so don’t go to the bank on the idea, at least not yet. Just in case you ever wondered who is ISA? And what the heck do they do? I figured a good way to get to know the team is to get to know each co-hort individually. For starters, I’d like to say the ISA Leaders are among the finest OTF has ever seen. At the helm of ISA is Jon, the Director with the mostest. Taking the lead on the TF side of crime fighting is Toddy and Hong, the dynamic duo! Holding down the fort in the CCC is The Rock and Diane (the new mommy) or C6 to many of you, you don’t wanna cross paths with these two.

Heading up the difficult tasks of keeping us all safe from those devilish viruses is Pace and Jor…how oh how do the hackers think they stand a chance with these two fast on their tails?

And our esteemed IAL (Internal Affairs Liaison) the Crazy Texan himself, CT! Didn’t I tell you ISA had awesome leadership?

I thought we might refresh your mind on one specific Prime Directive each month. This month we look at the very first one….the 3 R’s.

The Outpost is an assembly of a diverse variety of individuals, with a large variance in cultures and lifestyles. However, everyone has in common his/her humanity.

Practice : o Respect for others;
o Respect for self;
o Take Responsibility for your own actions

See it’s so easy, isn’t it? Really...Just always remember your 3 R’s and you won’t have to meet the mean end of a phaser.

Now onto the fun stuff …..a look at ISA on an individual basis. A little topic I’m creatively calling “Get to Know Who is Watching You?”

Q: Who are you?
A: Jor

Q: When did you get selected to be among some of OTF’s finest, the ISA?
A: I believe January 2000... may have been February

Q: What rank are you?
A: CL6 (Commander)

Q: What exactly do you do for the safety of myself and of all the chatters?
A: Besides normal security duties (remove lamers from the chats), I try and find bugs and security issues in OTF, and work to fix them before anyone uses them to cause problems. I also give out security advice to those who need it.

Q: How many lamers have you shot in the last month?
A: Just 3 this month.

Q: Give me at least one shout out for your department, why would I want to join?
A: ISA rules! Keeping the chat safe is a great job, and when you do your job right everyone (except the lamers :D) benefits :)

Q: Tell me, do you really think all ISAers are hot heads with big guns?
A: Not at all! Most of us are normal chatters, who are just in it to have fun like the rest of us.

Thanks for the interview. Commander Jor!! Be back next month to see Who Else is Watching You…….....Mwahahahahaha……

The ISA Mascot =)