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 | Rank: Civilian Mitsky at 82.43.72 at 09:54:50  |
| And now I have to go get changed so into this sexy lady outfit so I can meet up with AJ later on... | |
 | Rank: Sandwich Polson at 70.65.6 at 15:02:14 (Once, I woke up.) |
| You have no proof I shot CT with the exception of several eyewitnesses who can be bought, blackmailed or otherwise smothered in their sleep. | |
 | Rank: Dark Jedi Apprentice Megiddo at 66.98.186 at 13:06:06 (To reign than to serve) |
*I love when Polson says "ergo." It affects me on the subatomic level.* | |
 | Rank: Smuggler Iain at ISA HQ at 15:40:28   (ISA Director) (Grammar me hate...) |
*stamps Official ISA Seal of Approval* ... I, Iain, being of dubious sanity hereby state that Polson is an exception to EVERY rule - invented, or not, in existence or not, in this chatroom and all chatrooms.  | |
| Rank: Smuggler Iain at ISA HQ at 08:40:01 (Assistant ISA Director) (Grammar me hate...) |
Congratulations, ISA Director Polson, I take over as your second in command, the Assistant ISA Director. Carry on.  | |
 | Rank: Rear Admiral Hong at 2005 Anniversary at 20:34:23   (OTF QC) |
| *looks at her desk and sweeps the files onto the floor* what work  | |
 | Rank: Special Agent Dave at Section 31 at 21:01:28 (One-Zero Developer) |
W00t! This proves my theory that my banana truely is all powerful  *transfers all brain functions to my banana* | |
 | Rank: Eaten Alive ohm at 165.118.9 at 19:57:24 |
| inndo jes\ wat ur tlken abut? ur a pudin hed! | |
 | Rank: Admiral CT at work.blah.net at 10:15:24 |
aww...JJ's gone.  *cashes in on the life insurance* | |
 | Rank: Admiral CT at work.bleh.net at 12:51:37 |
| Because here I can drink all the online beer I want and not feel guilty in the morning when I wake up next to PV...and AJ...and Nobbe...and Bria...and most of OTF in some drunken orgy aftermath. | |
| Rank: Smuggler Iain at ISA HQ at 08:32:40 (ISA Director) (Grammar me hate...) |
| * at Ray* ... the fabric of reality isn't best pleased with your actions. Nor is the spacetime continuum, or the pixie people. | |
 | Rank: Captain Iain at ISA HQ at 20:05:30 (ISA Director) (Grammar me hate...) |
| It's true, Polson has more common sense than me. | |
 | Rank: Civilian Nicoll at 62.252.128 at 18:18:27 (NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3) |
| If pols is getting a mail order husband I want one too | |
 | Rank: Elven Ranger annatar at 207.6.31 at 22:41:37 (I am the lord of gifts) |
| We must starve precious!! pokemen are not crunchable! | |
 | Rank: Dark Jedi Master Black Mage at the Airship at 20:20:54 (Stabbity!) |
| kenobi3: The first Polson will get your attention in the forest, then, when you least expect it the attack will come on either side from the two Polsons you didn't even know were there... | |
 | Rank: Dark Jedi Apprentice Falling into Infinity ∞ at 152.163.100 at 21:08:27 (That's what I get for trusting you) |
quit fighting back there. I swear I will turn this chat room around!  | |
| Rank: Jedi Lord Iain at ISE HQ at 15:19:38 (Acting ST SC) (InDev) (Grammar me hate...) |
| Give Polson a thermal detonator? ... but... I choose life! | |