OTF's Blue Publication October 2010
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Once again we wade into the pool of newbies and choose one stand out amongst many and then subject them to mundane questioning. This is so we get to know the new guys a little better and we also get some kicks out of it as well. This month Chloe Jo takes a seat on the couch and gets grilled…..
BR:Tell us a little about yourself?
CJ:Hello everyone am Chloe Jo or CJ. I enjoy chatting, love Star Trek, Star Wars, and enjoy eating.
BR: How did you find Outpost10F?
CJ:Through an old member, and also Google.
BR: What do you like most about the Outpost?
CJ: I like the people the most, they really make it fun to go in and chat. Without them it would be just space.
BR:Does your online name have any special meaning?
CJ: No it's my real name, although I do like to be called Fruity.
BR: If you could choose to do anything in the Outpost what would you do?
CJ:Dance on the bar for money.
BR:Why did you choose your affiliation?
CJ: I don't really know, I guess because I like Star Trek a lot.
BR:Are you looking at any teams to join?
CJ: Yes I want to join Manchester United.
BR:What do you think of Vic?
CJ: He's okay, but I like Bob better.
BR:What do you think could be done to make the Outpost even better?
CJ: Topless David and AJ dancing on the bar.
BR: Is there anything else you would like to add?
CJ:No just a thank you to everyone.
Simming
Team
Assistant Team Leader: If you've been on a team and are looking to get involved in leadership the Simming Team has a golden opportunity for you to take the next step. If you are able to work well in a group setting and help at a moment's notice the Assistant Team Leader position is open. Applicant must have knowledge of live events and Forum type events. Other duties will be assigned by the Team Leader. Interested parties should contact Simming Team Leader Darth Sidious
Marketing Team
Team Members: If you have a keen mind and a desire to tell the world about the Outpost, then Marketing is looking for you. Please submit an idea you have to promote Outpost 10F to
Marketing Director Kaela
Yearbook Team
Team Leader: Communications is looking for an intrepid individual to head up the 2014 Outpost 10F Yearbook Project. Applicants must possess a keen knowledge of website management, ability to meet deadlines, be creative and think outside the box, be able to lead a team with differing backgrounds, and be able to solve creative conflicts. If interested, contact Communications Senior Manager Richard Smith .
Team Members: Yearbook Team is seeking those with website building experience and a creative mind. Applicants must be able to meet deadlines, must be a team player, able to work independently, and have appropriate writing skills. If interested, contact Communications Senior Manager Richard Smith .
Blue Report
Staff Writers: The Blue Report has openings for writers on staff. Applicants must have Word or a compatible program, the ability to work on a deadline, must be a team player, and have appropriate research skills. HTML Knowledge is a plus! If interested, contact Blue Report Editor Richard Smith .
Free Lance Writers: - The Blue Report is in need of people to accept as needed assignments. HTML knowledge is a plus, but not required. Those interested should contact Blue Report EditorRichard Smith
Eh’Eet was no ordinary Klingon. In fact, Eh’Eet was no Klingon at all. Eh’Eet was an Earther. Abandoned as an infant, he was taken in by a Klingon couple who had no young of their own. Their names were Teh’Ehst and Ku’Uk. They were of the house of Gagh. Teh’Ehst was a pretty good warrior, as warriors go. Eh’Eet was a good son. He wanted to be a warrior too…sort of.
Being an Earther was troublesome for Eh’Eet, so his parents got him an operation to make him look like a Klingon. This made Eh’Eet very happy. Eh’Eet didn’t have a pet targ like the other Klingon boys. He had pet tribbles. He was allowed keep the tribbles, but he had to keep them in his room, away from his parents. This made Eh’Eet very happy too.
Eh’Eet was schooled and trained as all Klingon boys are. He learned well enough and he could hold his own in a fight. But he preferred to dream and scheme. And he liked to sneak his tribbles onto the training grounds with him. He kept them enclosed in orbs to keep them from being discovered. He loved his tribbles.
As a true Klingon (heh heh), Eh’Eet sought honor. His chance came, not on the battlefield, but in the annual, Empire wide Ka’Det War Games where two great armies of young warriors-to-be compete in mock battle. Eh’Eet was in Red Army. The enemy was Black Army. Both armies were well concealed. The first Army to discover the location of the other could vanquish its foe and emerge victorious. The trick was how to find them first.
Eh’Eet, the dreamer and schemer thought and thought. Then he got an idea! He began throwing tribbled orbs in every direction. When the orbs hit the ground, they popped open and tribbles popped out. Sure enough, screeling tribbles betrayed Black Army and Red Army vanquished them. Of course, Eh’Eet was the hero of the day.
Eh’Eet never became a warrior. For his “’Klingon’ initiaitive” he was made curator of the Tribble Exhibit at Qa’Pla Na’Mahl Zoo. And the Empire wide Ka’Det War Games had a new official motto and battle cry: “Eh’Eet Gagh!”
Dear Agony Aunt,
My husband LOVES his video games. But I'd rather watch a good ol' war film.
how can we find our happy medium?
Dear Reader,
You can A) Buy two TVs. B) Purchase the new Call of Duty Black OPs or even C) tell the hubby to enlist =P You get your free time for movies AND
he gets to shoot the REAL bad guys =P
